HOIST THE COLOURS, MOTHERFUCKERS!

American Idol Fic: Rip-off Becomes Homage
TITLE: Rip-off Becomes Homage
AUTHOR: Mari
RATING: NC-17
PAIRING: Kelly Clarkson/Mandy Moore
DISCLAIMER: Oh, my God, please do not believe that any of this is real. If you want to use it as fantasy material, by all means (because dude), but this is totally from the depths of my cracked-out head.
SUMMARY/AUTHOR’S NOTES: Many, many moons ago, I was talking to

uberaeryn about fic ideas, one of which was Kelly Clarkson/Mandy Moore for no other reason than it would be smokin’ hot. (This was Summer 2007, so we were right in the middle of Kelly doing her very best Pat Benatar at the same time that Mandy was reaching to be the next Tori Amos, minus the crazy.) She said, “You should totally do that.” And I totally failed to do that. So now I’m totally doing that. If you’re wondering why the AN is so long and yet I’m failing in every conceivable way to give you a summary...heh.

( She walks in, and the ice of the air-conditioning wicks the summer sweat away from her skin. )

Current Mood: hot