HOIST THE COLOURS, MOTHERFUCKERS!

I has the best BFF ever.
THE BEST BEE EFF EFF EVER. Your BFF? Bows before mine.

I called her, and we were chatting about DCook (short version: love him like we have not loved an Idol since Kelly), and eventually I was all, "Mmmkay, I need you to go to Wikipedia, look up 'Real Person Fiction', and then tell me if you still want to be my friend." BFF: "Oh, boo. You slipped and said that DCook was losing weight because he was missing his boyfriend, like, three weeks ago. The subtle is not strong in you, my dear."

Y'all. I HAS A FAN-HAG. That is awesome.

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